Grand Opening [Spoof thread--ALL CHARACTERS]

[Uesugi Yomi]

[This thread takes place right after "Up and Running". As a spoof thread, it isn't part of the plot and characters can do whatever they want! Heavenly, Hellion and in all between are invited! Its not necessary to have any logic as to how they arrived or anything. This this is just for fun... ]

Yomi couldn't have been happier. The contruction of her famous Club Kaze was now complete, and she was sitting on top of the bar counter for show for those who were going to enter in a few minutes.



She could see servants bustling about trying to adjust even the smallest details to her satisfaction. Everyone would be coming soon, and she wanted the entire establishments, every room to be in the best shape that she [or her servants] could muster.

The Club was the largest establishment in the Layer, even her own mansion. There was a room for every genre of music, served with the typical drinks and showcasing the most popular types of Mortal Music from each. Music was the one thing that Yomi would give the Humans credit for--especially now that it was bringing her business.

She had told Tomoyo to act as the one who announced the club open, and she hoped that the bitch wouldn't be trampled by the crowds on their way in.

[Sanada Tomo]

Tomoyo stood at the door, waiting for just the right moment to announce that things were open. She loved the Windtinis here and she knew that Yomi would have a couple crates of the stuff for her as payment for being here and serving on the team of workers for the night. She was going to be a waitress, something that she had never tried but always had wanted to. Mortals seemed to enjoy the job a little, and she figured that serving people couldn't be all that bad.

The form that she chose for the night was cute, a blond with long hair and pretty eyes that she thought was appropriate for the occasion.

Hearing a word from the back, she said to those crowded in line, stretching her arms out in an invitation while stepping out of the door's way, "CLUB KAZE IS NOW OPEN!!"

[Rosey]

Rosey, of course, was in front of the line to get into the club. She was eager to get in to get some of drinks that Tomo had introduced her too and would have knocked over Tomo had she not stepped out of the way. She gave her a quick smile as she passed her by and went up to the counter where Yomi was sitting on.

"Give me a couple of glasses of the best stuff in this place will ya?" She smiled at the idea of being fucked up, she hadn't had the chance to get totally wasted in a long time.

[Ilreg Douisis Ofu'ul]

Ilreg walked past the crowd of people clamoring to enter Club Kaze, barging through the front door, cutting a rude swath between all other waiting to enter. Followed by his 2 compainions, Faf-ris and Cer-dra, Ilreg walked up to the bar and threw a small man out of his stool at the bar, taking the seat for himself. As Faf-ris and Cer-dra lept into seats next to him, Ilreg was not to far from a brown haired woman, 2 seats away in fact, as he began to order.

"You worm, bring me whatever passes for intoxicants in this cesspool, and two bowls of youkai flavored Kibbles & Bits for my companions." Ilreg said smugly as he waited for his drink. Tasting it after he recived his order, Ilreg chilled his drink to his desired tempreture, "Putrid warm filth, such tripe truly requires my touch to be considered even lackluster." Ilreg said, downing the rest of his beverage.

"Come man the grub isn't that bad." Cer-dra said, his tounge hanging out as he dropped food all over the counter.

"Mouth closed when you eat you slob, I swear I can't go anywhere with you." Faf-ris, hiding her face in her bowl of food.

[Tsubarisu Kojiro]

Kojiro walked into the club in his best blood colored suit. Not because it was stylish (even though it was) but because it would easily cover up a blood stain should he happen to end up in a scuffle. He wore a matching leather coat with various pockets on it. He walked in taking in the sights both women catching his eye. He smirked at his Boss.

"YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH Boss! Work that shit!" He said gleefully giving her a swift firm smack on the ass.

He quickly sat by the stage as he watched the other people come into the room.

[Death]

Death popped into the realm at the end of the line without noticing what was going on. He walked past the people that had gathered to enter without much care for their protests. He saw then the King of hell waving everyone in and grinned. It was then that he was bombarded by his jeolous shadow.

Sa-des twirled into her normal physical form with her eyes glaring at the shameless atire Tomo was in and decided she'd have to do something about her master's glance.She grabbed his arm and pulled him into the club.

"Come on master..Let's get a drink."

The wraith yanked towards the door and Death followed, laughing by what he saw as a jealous action on her part. When one of the men in line called out at Death about cutting in line Sa-des rounded on him so fast Death had no time to stop her slapping the man to the floor before rushing into the bar.

Death shook his head.
"I really will need a strong drink"

[Uesugi Yomi]

Yomi saw the Fae sit down as well as another bloke with a female friend. There was another customer who had brought two dog-like creatures with him, but he had already been served by another bartender closer to him.

Putting on her best face for show, she smiled and said, "What flavor do you want? We have anything that you can think of. You see that the gentleman over there ordered Youkai flavored kibbles & bits..."

She glanced at the man who had brought a female friend and said, "We have everything from an assortment of Mortal Realm liquers for those of less tolerance to my special Windtini, the ONLY liquer guaranteed to make a Celestial drunk off their ass. They don't have this stuff in Heaven, no siree! I brew it myself. And it comes in any flavor imaginable. We also serve dinner food: entrees, salads, main course-type meals, and carbonated drinks in case you're bringing someone underage. This is the main bar, so anything can be found or made here. Remember that, in case you bother to venture into any one of our many musically themed rooms..."

After saying all of that, she stood at the ready, waiting for their orders.

[Sanada Tomo]

"YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH Boss! Work that shit!" was the first thing that she heard after turning to watch the masses run into the large club. She knew that it was no other than Kojiro, and she was going to give him a friendly 'hello' when she felt a smack on her backside.

Rounding on Kojiro, she turned, cheeks puffy from anger, and then...

"Hey, nice suit," she said, forgetting whatever joking comment she was about to make. "I appreciate your compliment. I just hope the other guys in there think the same thing...hm...I wonder if Ren's coming to the party. If he doesn't, I suppose I can always find someone to dance with. I'll be out of this general room and into the rhythm and blues room in a minute. I love that room. Maybe I'll try the Jazz room..."

She pondered this as Kojiro entered the club, sitting by the stage. Tomoyo wanted to join him, but didn't feel quite like sitting down yet.

In spirit of this event, she had ordered Symphony to wander around and allow people to approach her, and to be polite and answer them. She even dressed her up for the night, although Symphony looked more like a servant who worked at the club than anything else.



"Have fun, Symphony!" she called as she turned to walk in the opposite direction as the Lillite.

[Death]

Death grinned again seeing the outfit Yomi had on and sat nearer where she was to the disgust of Sa-des. Sa-des quickly turned red and whispered to seemingly no one.
"Would you help me out here Nora. We're losing to these hellion wenches"

A moment passed and Death turned to Sa-des.
"You say something"

Sa-des looked flustered and turned to yomi.
"Get me a blood flavored Windtini would ya?"

Sa-des called out just before the gallent appearence of Nora, she appeared on Death's lap with a melon flavored wintini she'd swiped without anyone's notice. She grinned and poured a bit into her mouth. Smacking her lips and grinning.
"Hey there Sasa. Going vamp on us?"

Nora teased and hugged against Death who looked like this night was already getting a bit too long. He masked his blush expertly at the soft feeling of the present spirit. Then he got up and stipped off his undershirt having been bothered by the heat of so many people. He kept on the light cloak he'd had on however.

"Let's dance girls."

He tossed his undershirt shirt back to the chair and Sa-des spilled her drink a bit and Death grinned at the red spots on his bare chest.

[Sanada Tomo]

Tomoyo eventually made her way to the bar, seeing a woman sitting some guy's lap while he was on the barstool. Somehow, she always ended up at the bar, and she walked right up behind the guy. Her drinks were free for the night, she's discovered, as Yomi's payment for her services. So long as she didn't get too many drinks for the patrons who were supposed to be paying. And if she did...Tomoyo didn't really mind paying; it would be one friend helping out another, anyhow.

There was another woman seated next to the man who shouted the order for a blood flavored windtini. Sliding up to the trio quietly so that they didn't notice, she said in a smooth, sensual voice, "Blood is always a good choice. But what sort of blood? Celestial, youkai, Mortal...?"

Looking toward the man with the woman on his lap next to her, she purred, "You're looking rather cute..." her left hand running up her bare thigh to rest on her hip, her blond hair shining in the light of the bar. She wondered what sort of mischief she could cook up now...

[Death]

With the appearence of Tomyo at the bar Death smiled and nodded respectfully to her. He allowed himself to glimpse the loathing on the faces of his companions and decided to be a bit cruel tonight. He stepped a bit nearer to her and grinned as he turned away from Sa-des and Nora, leaving them to make plans on snatching him back.

"Thank you Tomoyo. I believe we met only once before..and you were a mere child then. Your..well your much more then that now it seems."

He looked down a bit, she was showing quite a bit of skin after all. He wouldn't be a proper gentlemen to not give her some notice.

Sa-Des walked up behind him and grabbed his left arm, she was followed by Nora at his right. They said together in equal hostility.

"Excuse us..but we're going to the jazz room to dance with our Death-sama.."

They then attempted to pull him away.

[Sanada Tomo]

Tomoyo giggled a bit as the stranger said that she had seen her as a child. She was sure that later it would lead to some obscure pick-up line that she would have to refute. However, that was not the focus of her amusement. This man called Death seemed to misunderstand her intention. So she stood there, blocking their path of parting.

"Ah," she said, blushing gracefully and smiling sheepishly, "thank you, but actually..." she twisted a blond strand of hair around her finger nervously, "I was talking to her, she said, bringing her right hand off of her hip to caress the soft cheek of the girl standing on Death's right side. "I think you look absolutely stunning..."

She allowed the blush on her cheeks to grow hotter, turning into a rosy color that stood out against her pale cheeks.

[Death]

Death looked a bit astonished but unsurprised. He didn't really feel insulted and was about to respond when, as usual, the two woman started first.
"What the hell..who the fuzzy bunny do you think you are?" Nora shouted. "Touching me like that..I don't believe you. how dare you. Don't you ever touch me. Only Death can touch me. I..."

She was about to sit there and yell for about an hour and Death knew it..he went to stop her but was again cut off at his opening word.

"Well it's okay Nora..I'll take good care of Master..he always did prefer me anyhow."Sa-des chided, slipping Death out of Nora's grip and attempting to leave. "Don't worry about being gentle with Nora here lady..she won't break."

Nora turned to Tomoyo looking awkward as if thinking of way's to properly repay her for giving Sa-des the one up and decided on the most random course of action.

"Thank you..your beautiful yourself."

With that she pulled Tomoyo into a kiss. Death stopped and watched them, tilting his head. Sa-des huffed.
"Why didn't I think of that..."

[Sanada Tomo]

Tomoyo wasn't really sure how to feel. She had just been joking, of course, doing something to break the somewhat possessive hold that the two women had on a guest of Club Kaze. However, there was apparently something between the two girls here in terms of rivalry for Death's hand, which the Yami-ou thought was absurd.

Not to mention the fact that she hadn't kissed a female since Chiyo died, but that was rather irrelevant so she didn't think about it any further than that. She could feel the eyes of the man on her and this other girl and deduced that there was no true interest in her. Of course, this was a ridiculous blow to the pride of the one who was used to attention at Club Kaze, and just to irritate the woman whose lips were currently pressed to hers, she pulled away slowly, a seductive smile on her face.

Tomoyo wanted to see exactly how far she would stray from her precious Master--that's what she got inadvertently insulting the King of Hell. How dare she think that the Yami-ou could be used just to make another mundane, unextraordinary man jealous? Her preferred plan of revenge would have involved her actually changing into her male form to do the damage properly, however, being the way that she was at the moment she could sense the strain that it would put on her body, and she wasn't willing to risk it.

So, this would just have to do.

Snaking an arm around the girl's waist after she broke their kiss, she pulled the girl flesh against her, swiping hair from her face with her free hand, "I'm Tomoyo..." she was NOT getting free of her grip...even if her 'Master' decided to go...elsewhere...

[Death]

Death was sure he was not a jealous person..but something about the situation annoyed him greatly. He was sure the normally jealous Nora hadn't suddenly come upon a change of heart..and with a woman she was arguing with moment's ago no less. He glared and blinked slowly trying to clear his head as Sa-des noticed his obvious frustation.

"Umm..master..are you.."Sa-des began as Nora looked over at him wondering if her action had done the trick. At that moment the woman grabbed her around the waist and pulled her in with a grip she feared she couldn't escape. Nora looked at the woman with an unsure glance. If Death was again focused on her she was through with this Tomoyo..as she said her name was. But Tomoyo seemed to be of another mind.

Sa-des wrapped her arms around Death from behin him running her hands up his stomach.
"Come on master..Nora seems to be showing a new interest in women now. We can go now."

Death sat at the bar heavily and called to a bartender.

"Just give me something."

Nora looked completly shocked. Death had never drank..ate..he didn't do anything. This was a bit out of character for him. He was a lifeless man. No lust no vices. She squirmed to get free she was worried about him.

"Death..master..I'm sor.."

She teared up a bit but Death wasn't paying atttention. He grabbed the windtini the bartender handed him and downed it without any thought.
"Another..NOW!"

Sa-des sat next to him limply wondering what to do and Nora turned to Tomoyo.
"Please..I'm sorry but could you let me go?"

[Tsubarisu Kojiro]

Kojiro sat next near a wall by the dance floor taking in his surroundings. He liked it this way. Everyone was completely unaware of him for the time being. Kojiro rarely made a scene no matter where he was but tonight would be a bit different. It was boring as hell at the castle. Well except for his gaming counsels. But he beat everything already. Hotaka was supposed to come down and get the shit beat out of him, but of course, the bitch chickened out. It was just like him. Blaming it on business or whatever. That fag never hung out with Kojiro anymore and it was starting to piss him off a bit. He then looked over to see His Boss once again putting the moves on some random person. Kojiro shrugged it was fun entertainment, watching the Boss jump from chick to male, chick to male and vice versa.

"Man what the fuck, this Music is gay........Do I have to mix up some shit in here?" Kojiro said pulling out The suitcases with is turntables in them.

[Sanada Tomo]

"Please...can you let me go?" was what the girl asked her, seeing that her Master seemed to actually become jealous. He ordered a windtini from the bar--and Tomoyo noticed that Yomi had replaced herself with a random underling at this point--which apparently was more than the two women with him were used to seeing. Tomoyo didn't see any problem with it, ordering a drink, but it was something that had the both of them looking seriously upset.

There was a petty portion of her that thought So what...this bitch started it..., but her compassionate side ruled over all, and she took the girl's hand in hers, kissing it lightly before turning her loose and givign her a sad smile.

"Pity," she said, "You really are pretty..."

[Death]

Death downed the second windtini quickly and ordered a third by the time Nora was released. Without a word she rushed to his side and knocked the drink away diving into his chest crying. Sa-des started up but Nora shot her a vicious look.
"You shut the hell up you tainted bitch. I will NOT listen to your words you pathetic little wraith."

Sa-des seemed to choke on those words as if they really stung. Death looked up at the crying Nora and turned away from her constant apologies.

"You didn't have to go that far Nora..just because your some special spirit doesn't make you better then me..."
Sa-des' usual edge was cancelled as she pouted and the little melodrama continued. Death decided to get up..stumbling as he did. Nora and Sa-des jumped up to help him stand. He was drunk..he'd never drank before.
"Le..t us dance...hic"

Death stumbled out to the dancefloor and regained balance.
"Can we get some real music..seesh."

The girls couldn't help but giggle at the strangeness of their master.

[Moriteruze Kaori]

Kaori entered the club gracefully, her steps echoing those of someone who commanded respect. Matthew toted behind her, keeping close as his ears were assaulted by the loud music playing.

The place was crowded, she had to say. She hadn't expecting for this many people to be here, but supposed that if this establishment was well-known, it would be.

There were already many, many people seated at the bar in this room, and she found herself a table where no one else was sitting. It was a square talbe with four chairs, and two were left empty as she and Matthew sat.

She called out with her Mind magic to contact a servant and plant the "suggestion" of coming over to serve them. After ordering a small plate of shrimp and a beer for Matthew, she sighed contentedly, happy to actually have a place to rest from her journeys.

[Tsubarisu Kojiro]

Kojiro smirked at the request for "real music". Within the blink of an eye the equipment was set up. Kojiro then smirked at the crowd as he stood behind the DJ Booth with his jack flowing majestically behind him (thanks Apollo).

"Get ready for three hundred forty seven bpm of pure 'its-so-sweet-you-cant-sit-down-cause-your-body-just-wont-stop-dancin' Awesome Music!!" Kojiro said cracking his knuckles then putting on a record labeled "Start Your Engines".

His fingers danced across the turntables as he glanced and made minor adjustments to the top of the line Laptops he had.