Grand Opening [Spoof thread--ALL CHARACTERS]

[Hatulan]

Hatulan didn't know how he'd ended up at this place, but the sudden beats emanating from the social center veritably rattled his bones; he could feel the vibrations through his blood and tissues.
The sensations were so pervasive, he just HAD to get closer to them, he just had to enter the establishment, but it seemed that others had the same idea.
So Hatulan joined the line at the back and patiently bobbed his head to the rhythm.
"Who's place is this?" he asked the next person in line, hoping he'd asked loud enough to be heard, but without yelling.

[kouki]

Kouki was really feeling it tonight, dancing in line to the music that seemed to vibrate even through the doors and out into the midnight air. She was sooo glad that the line was actually advancing--this club had room to spare, contrary to the Mortal Clubs that only allowed in whores who met a certain visual criteria.

Smiling at the voice behind her who asked about the owner of the club, Kouki said exictedly, "Yomi!!! She's great!!!"

[Rosey]

Rosey got her two glasses of Strawberry Windtini and slammed the glasses down, breaking them as she yelled, "This shit is so great." She started feel the alcohol warming up her body and she started giggling as she asked for more Windtini, a bottle this time. She got her bottle and started drinking out of it, cheering for some odd reason in between sips. She started wiggling around in her seat in tune with the music.

[Ilreg Douisis Ofu'ul]

Having consumed many intoxicants that evening, Ilreg was inebriated, his eyes dropping and his speech slurred, Ilreg stared at the host of the establishment, scantly clad in red, her brown skin radiating in the light of the Club. "Go and talk to her already, you've been starring for an hour, jeez." Cer-dra said, scratching his eyes with his paw.

"Leave him alone Cerd, your such a loud mouth idiot sometimes..." Faf-ris said looking at Ilreg. "If you want to talk to her Ilreg, do so at your leisure, don't let him talk you into doing something you don't want to." Faf-ris said, offering words of encouragement to the drunken Dragon.

"I... shall go as I please." Ilreg said, standing to his feet, stumbling over to where the one named Yomi stood. Stumbling across the bar in a stupor, Ilreg pushed several patrons out of his way, finally making it to where Yomi stood.

"You there, hear my words, I am inebriated and seeking to exit this rabble and retreat to somewhere secluded to engage in groping, and hopefully succeed in the acquisition of your person for recreational copulation, and subsequently afterwards never have the misfortune of seeing you again. Come with me at once." Ilreg said, his eyes glazed, transfixed on Yomi's body.

[Hatulan]

Hatulan noted that many of the club patrons were wearing tasteless bits of almost nothing, quite unlike the more demure dress of the ladies of his mortal lord's court.

[Akuma Shadow]

Meanwhile, behind the velvet curtains for the stage in the Rock Room, Shadow stuck his out for only a moment, surveying the room. It was full of people that Shadow never saw before.

All the more better…he thought with a smile.

“HEY!” a voice shouted out and Shadow only pulled his head out to only see who it was.




It was a waiter, one that didn’t look to happy. He was tapping his right foot on the ground rather fast and hard. With his face of anger he whispered

“Why are you NOT on stage!?”

Shadow gave a sly smile and just said kindly “I’m waiting for my other band mate. She will be here in a moment.”

“Well hurry up. Don’t make me regret having you guys here!” he then stormed off to the right.

Ass… Rage thought the man disappeared

[Akuma Sara]

Sara struggled through the tough crowd that surrounded the room. It was quite hard to that with a guitar in her hand. She only hoped that Shadow was here.


Ass…

“Yep, He’s here…” She thought as that single mental thought came to her head.

“I’m here!” She said has her body went through the curtains. Dropping her jacket to the ground



She threw a smile in her brother’s direction.

“You Ready?”

[Akuma Shadow]

“Aren’t I always?” Shadow laughed as he laid his guitar on the ground.

“Come on Out guys!” he shouted out as he looked at Sara. Two clouds of smoke formed behind Shadow, one blood red, the other light red. The figures in them had robes that shared the same color as the smoke that soon vanished

“We would”, The one the left said softly, “rather keep the hoods on this time…”

“Alright lust, I can deal with that. Bless ‘em Sara.”

[Akuma Sara]

Sara placed her guitar down and prayed silently. “Done.”

“LET’S GO!” the waiter Shouted again.

Sara gave the man an angry glare and the Waiter just gave out a yelp before shuting up.

She grabbed her guitar off the ground and strapped it on. The curtains opened before them without warning and Sara only looked at Sahdow with a 'What are we gonna do!' look on her face.

[Tsubarisu Kojiro]

Disappointed by the amount of people not on the dance floor, Kojiro pulled out another record. He put on the headphones and listened intently, quickly putting the second record entitled "Destructive Acceleration" onto the second turntable. He listened a bit more waiting for the right moment to blend together the two sounds. He tapped hsi foot swiftly to keep track of the beat, then He blended the two together and let the second record run its course. this time at three hundred ninety beats per minute. Surely this would get the people up off of their asses. Kojiro smiled evily as he mixed the current record more skillfully than any mortal DJ could.

"Ok bitches, get up off of your lazy asses and kick to the beat!!!!" Kojiro yelled through his voice synthesizer.

[Oracle]

Oracle watched Kojiro from the roofters of the building, coming unannounced like he always does. He rested his body against one of the steel beams with his arms folded in his all white dress coat, shaking his head.
"Amataeur," he said with a chuckle.

With a flash, Oracle dissappeared from the top of the club and appeared next to Kojiro. He tapped his shoulder quite casually and politely. Then he pulled one of his headphones to get his attention.
"Hey!" Oracle yelled. "DJ Dullness! You trying to put these people to sleep?!"

[Rosey]

After going through a bottle of Windtini that she was working on, Rosey was drunk. She got up when the beat of the music started to change and it was like she was being controlled by the music. The music wasn't dull to her at all. She bopped and hopped her way to the dance floor and totally immersed by the music, she just had to start moving. The music with its loud and crazy beat, the lights, the fact that she wasn't out of controlled...was intoxicating itself. She felt like she was in her own world, just her and the music.

[Akuma Shadow]

Follow my lead... He shot at her as he looked at the crowd. They seemed to hush up when the curtain revealed the four of them and Shadow couldn't help but give them a nervous smile.

"Hi--"A loud feedback screamed out from the 4 amps and 12 speakers that surrounded the room.

"PLAY SOMETHING!" One voice yelled out while others were laughing. Shadow turned to Lust who was on the other side of Shadow,opposite of Sara. The only thing he did was gave him an assuring nod. He then turn his gaze at Rage and he too gave a nod.

Shadow made a grin and looked at Sara again.

Beat It....

Shadow strummed his guitar and Rage automatically started to drum slowly, hitting the cymbals every once and awhile. He was making a damn good recreation of one of MJ's hits. After about of minute of drumming Shadow began to strum again and then went into guitar solo that started the song.

He thought he heard cheering. Either way he started to sing, his voice carrying into the crowd as Lust played the bass.

They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it

He looked at Sara as he finished his verse.

[Akuma Sara]

Sara only smiled as she finished off the song that she and her brother would sing while they were alone.

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

She cluched the mic stand in her hand, feeling her brother's arua on stage with her. She began to shake her head wildly on stage, giving her brother the cue. By now, the people looking at them were already dancing and headbanging to the song.

[Akuma Shadow]

Shadow only laughed as he saw the sight of Sara getting into the song.

Just like old times... he thought as he looked at Lust to his left. He was still playing and singing the chorus of the song:

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

Lust began to jump up and down as he stilled played,looking at Shadow. Shadow knew what he was going to do and also started to jump with him. Pulling off both of there instruments, they threw them to each other. Shadow did a back flip and grabbed Lust guitar while Lust grabbed the other one in a spin and began to play again. That made the crowd go wild with screams.

Shadow just started to sing the second verse:

They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it

Lust then did the second part of the verse:

You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So beat it, but you wanna be bad

[Akuma Sara]

Sara ripped the mic from its stand and just sing the chours

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Before say on last Beat it. The music stopped and and the crowd cheered in happiness.

"Thank You!" Sara shouted to the crowd before she jumpped into the crowd who proudly carried her around the room.

[Hatulan]

Hatulan managed to worm and wriggle his way towards the bar and simply pointed to one of the many bottles lined up behind the bartender; he thought it was far too noisy to bother asking for anything specific, but he was given his drink just as the music ended.
He rolled his eyes and carried the drink over to a corner seat and began to absorb the myriad of designs and color combinations among the assembled fashionistas.

[Oracle]

Oracle looked at the two performers, seemingly embarrassed that they chose such a song as that one. He closed his eyes and shook his head.
"I swear to God," he said out loud, "Does anyone know how to have a freakin' party here?!"
With that said, he once again looked at Kojiro with a blank stare.
"You bore me," Oracle said rather non-shalantly. "If this is the best you got to deliver, then you need to get out of the booth."

[Tsubarisu Kojiro]

Kojiro continued to spin, ignoring Oracle and enjoying himself. He smirked as he looked around the club at all the people dancing. It seemed that all he had to do was up the tempo a bit. Kojiro smirked at Oracle when he tried to snap his headphone. He was using the same headphones he had used at the Conference to not pay attention to the meeting. They fit neatly inside of his ears and there was no visible wire connecting them to the turntables. Kojiro made a few adjustments to the laptops in front of him waving his arms frantically to the music.

[Uesugi Yomi]

Yomi could not believe the gall of such a creature. She didn't even know what the hell he was, and his proper, uptight speech patterns weren't doing to do anything to persuade her.

"You're pissed," she said loudly, to make sure that this asshole could hear him, "Go sit in a corner and die from alcohol poisoning or something. Just get away from me." She glanced over to where these strange dog-like creatures stood. "Tell your friends to take you home and put you in a cold shower. I wouldn't 'copulate' with you to save the fucking Mortal Realm, and I actually like some of those fuckers. Want a freebie? Go see Madam seductress Tomoyo over there."

With that she turned to walk away, heading to the other side of the bar to serve someone else.

Actually hearing the music that was streaming through the room, Yomi's hateful glare turned to the stage, where that punk ass Kojiro, Tomo's bitch, was playing some crazy ass music. Someone sitting below was telling him to get out of the booth, and she concurred with the idea.

"Hey! Roadrunner! Get the fuck out of my booth!"