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Post by Sanada Tomo on Aug 20, 2008 14:28:35 GMT -4
DOG DIARY:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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Post by Sanada Tomo on Aug 20, 2008 14:37:53 GMT -4
CAT DIARY:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condenscending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies". I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost sucessful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow--but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
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Post by Yoki Chepi-Isi on Aug 20, 2008 15:02:54 GMT -4
Lol, You know I think my cat thinks like that sometimes. XDDD
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Post by Hatulan on Aug 20, 2008 20:41:15 GMT -4
Sparky would play if we played with him, let us scratch his belly if we wanted, etc. But if we didn't do anything with him, he'd just lay there. Man, I miss that dog.  |
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Post by Blood on Oct 13, 2008 0:37:16 GMT -4
This only proves that cats are much more intelligent than dogs could ever hope to be.
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Post by Akuma Shadow on Oct 13, 2008 10:45:18 GMT -4
yes, that is true but Cats are A-holes  |
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Post by Oracle on Oct 13, 2008 12:47:10 GMT -4
Ditto. I can't stand cats. And the fact that I'm allergic to them really doesn't help, either...
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Post by Rosey on Oct 13, 2008 17:44:58 GMT -4
 Nooo! Kitties are cute. I can't see why you can't stand them. And they're not assholes. I'm sorry Hatulan if my cat doesn't seem to like you, he's been having an attitude lately because he hasn't been feeling well and he doesn't like his diet.
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Post by Akuma Shadow on Oct 13, 2008 19:19:09 GMT -4
My reason: They go on my Fucking porch just to fuck with my dog. My dog sees/smells 'em and goes fucking ape, annoying the hell out of me.
Then My Grandma goes after the cats with a broom which cheers me up after words with a nice cool dew (Sorry about the use the F-word, I just wanted to make it funny)
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Post by Sanada Tomo on Oct 14, 2008 12:15:02 GMT -4
Shadow? How old are you again? I don't really care if you want to use "fuck", "fucker", "fucking" or any other inappropriate word on the site XD
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Post by Isurugi Mei on Oct 14, 2008 12:28:55 GMT -4
People like to fuck with dogs all the time just to see them go crazy. Cats are kinda like people. Hence, the reason why they come on your porch just to fuck with your dog.
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Post by Akuma Shadow on Oct 14, 2008 20:54:11 GMT -4
I hate those damn cats! They watch me, i know!
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Post by Oracle on Oct 14, 2008 21:37:09 GMT -4
Very random and somewhat sick-ass comment aborted...
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Post by Ongaku Migoto on Oct 26, 2008 19:30:06 GMT -4
Cats and Dogs are nice, as long as they're not trying to hurt ya. I've had both, would get both again if I could have pets.
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Post by Akuma Sara on Oct 26, 2008 19:45:17 GMT -4
Very random and somewhat sick-ass comment aborted... Say it! |
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Post by Oracle on Oct 28, 2008 0:27:52 GMT -4
*Sighs* Fine...
...They want to play with you, Shadow. IN YOUR SLEEP!
Damn; that didn't turn out as sadistic as it sounded in my head...
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